Monday, October 31, 2011

Ah, Salem in October

One has to love Salem around the 31st. From the Police Log comes this gem.


Police took a "fully uniformed Buzz Lightyear (minus the space helmet)" to jail, according to the log, after he seemed to be drunk. "For his and the entire universe's safety, (police) did place Buzz ... into protective custody," according to the log.


Perhaps he was rocket-lagged.




This one has nothing to do with Hallowe'en, but check out the alleged assailant's name.




Mary B. Strong, 48, of 1 Washington St., Salem, was arrested at 11:19 p.m. on West Avenue by Patrolmen Ryan Davis and Theodore Pierce on charges of domestic assault and battery and malicious destruction of property worth over $250. After Strong's boyfriend said she struck him in the head ...

Yeah, and Mary B. Violent, too.

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