A hitchhiker you've picked up has trouble articulating an answer to, "Hey, where ya goin'?"
You've considered letting the air out of the tires of some tourists' cars in the ferry line-up
You've forgotten what cop cars look like... or what they're for
You've cooked a gourmet meal using only stuff in Tupperware
You've stopped picking up after your dog even though you have a cabinet full of poop bags
If you have some of these you'd like to see posted, send them as a comment and I will not only consider them but take credit for them. Get a lawyer.
2 comments:
I want to hear about all of the details, sounds like some great reading...
She stops shaving her legs. Freedom!!!That a girl.
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