Top Ten Reasons This House Is Better than BC Place

#10) We have chickens in our parking lot

#9) This house was not built to attract a Major League Baseball team it stood no chance of getting

#8) The 1/2 billion $$ roof at BC place leaks over the 35 yard line. If this house's roof leaked it would be over the 35 meter/metre line

#7) Fewer riots

#6) Higher proportion of bathrooms to people. Lower proportion of pee to floor

#5) There's no one like Diane and Ray living across the street from BC Place

#4) BC Place gets $8 for tepid, mass-produced beer from its guests. We get $6

Straws, 2 bucks.

#3) Ferries from here to there are more than $100. Ferries from there to here... no, never mind that

#2) Freshly-picked mushrooms means something completely different

And the  #1 reason this house is better than BC Place... Green is the colour, football is the game

You'll never convince me that this version of the logo isn't upside-down. Stand on your head; you'll see.