Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Blog Entries do not Have to be Lengthy.

This gem is from the Salem News Police Blotter

Chester P. Szczawinski, 44, of 11 Burke St., Lynn, was arrested and charged with larceny over $250 from Walmart on Highland Avenue at 5:11 p.m. Security told police they observed Szczawinski place four MP3 players valued at $99.98 apiece in his hat along with a $21.97 package of Extenze. 


Extenze has a specific function. Mr Szczawinski has yet again misread the instructions.





Had he made his escape, how might he have used the MP3 players?

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